Friday, November 18, 2016

The Ugly Barnacle

I really am trying to write a novel right now and I am completly failing, but I am trying so there is no new content for this platform so in the meantime here is another old Reddit post for your enjoyment. The prompt on this one was "write a sequal to Patrick's ugly barnacle story".

"Wait, uhhhh Spongebob, that's not the end. Stay there and I'll tell you more. . .

The ugly barnacle was searching the seas for some way to bring the world back that his ugliness killed. He once heard rumors of a mystic being on an island in warmer seas that had the capability to bring back creatures that were long dead and gone with just a small piece of DNA.

So the ugly barnacle took hair from the sea horses mane, a tooth from a shark, a tentacle from Squidward, and any of the other beings whose bodies were strewn about Bikini Bottom's streets. He loaded everything up into his boat mobile and sped off in hopes to bring life back to the sea.

He came sped through a large canal as massive boats floated above. A few hours later he came to where the island was supposed to be: where the magic Wizard would be. He took a deep breath and drove his boat out of the water and up onto the shore. A large wooden sign placed on a dock by the beach read "Isla Nublar".

"It must be a in some type of Wizard talk. This must be the place." The ugly Barnacle thought to himself.

He drove his boat through thick jungle until he approached a large wooden gate. How would he open this, he was but a small sea creature and this was a massive door. He parked the boat and thought to himself. He thought and thought. He was deep in this thought when a large land boat approached the gate causing it to open wide. The Ugly Barnacle took advantage and entered.

He drove past massive fences with massive creatures, like none he had ever seen before, caged behind them. They roared and screamed as he sped by. Eventually he came to a large building. "This must be the Wizards castle." he said with a sigh of relief.

Stairs. He didn't plan for stairs, he was but a small sea barnacle and these were a giant wizards stairs. He drove round and round the White building until he came across a ramp. He chugged his little boat up the ramp and entered the building through a hole made by a rodent.

He found the Wizard and his white coated henchmen hard at work, maybe they were already working on fixing the sea.

He parked his boat next to a wondrous amber sphere and began shouting for the Wizard. No one replied. He kept screaming when he heard one of the coated giants speak. "John, come look at this!"

John that was the wizard’s name, the barnacle knew it was the wizard. He had white hair and walked with his wizard staff. It was a wood with one of the amber spheres fixed to the end. That must be where his magic came from. John The Wizard walked over and picked up the boat in his hands and examined it.

"What do you make of it Mr. Hammond?"

The wizard finally spoke, "As we know the earth’s supply of seafood has ran dry, and is threatening our work here and the entire food chain of the planet."

"Food chain? What is the wizard talking about?" wondered the barnacle.

The wizard continued: "This hideous little barnacle seems to have brought us DNA from some sea creatures. We must begin replicating these and bringing the sea back to life. We shall spare no expense!"

The coated minions began to cheer the wizard’s words, and they scurried around busier than pack of Jelly Fish making sweet honey. They unloaded the Barnacle's boat, and went to work. The ugly barnacle drove back to the sea and headed back to Bikini Bottom.

He knew that if he was in the sea when his underwater companions were returned it would create the same mess again. He drove his boat mobile out to the Goo Lagoon. He parked on the beach and watched the sunset. It was a glorious one; the bright orange sky illuminated the sky flowers that seemed to float mysteriously by. A tear ran down the barnacle's cheek as he drove his boat into the lagoon.

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