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Sunday, October 11, 2015

Movies That You Should All Sit Down and Watch Because I Said So: Part Seven

Good day everyone and welcome to October. Today I bring you ten more movies that you must see because I am telling you to do so and I am awesome so you should listen to me. No I am not doing Halloween movies, maybe I will before the month is out, but I started this list a last month but I have been so busy with all the weddings I had to attend, all the miserable hours of overtime I have been doing at work and Mets playoff baseball (which is making this October the best in years). Instead of scary movies I bring to you mainly gangster and crime films, so read about them and then go and watch them all.

The Public Ememy (1931)- William A. Wellman; Warner Bros.

Today we begin with The Public Enemy a tale about a young street tough who wants to be big time. He takes advantage of prohibition to do so. James Cagney was one of 1930s Hollywood's quintessential prohibition era gangster (when he wasn't dancing) and this is the role that started it. It is as much of a tale of a family dynamic as it is a gangster flick. His family life slowly comes apart as he rises the ranks and in the light of his brothers return.


This film is a must watch because it and Little Caesar (which came out a few months before The Public Enemy) set the tone for a slew of gangster films for years to come and their influence can even be seen in today's movies though with a little less fast talking.   

Kansas City Confidential (1952)- Phil Karlson; Associated Players & Producers

Kansas City Confidential is one of the more obscure films I have discussed. I don't even know how I cam across it to be honest. I may have just been clicking around on Amazon found it, and ordered it. I watched it and fell in love with it. Its not a perfect film, but it is a great film-noir nonetheless. A man (John Payne) is framed for an armed robbery and sets out to find out who set him up and it leads to Mexico and a bunch of shady characters. If you can find this movie and you love Noir's this is a must watch. Just be careful if you buy it on DVD as the film is apparently public domain meaning there is no owner and any schmuck can try and make a buck off of it. I had a buddy buy a copy that was all out of whack, meanwhile my copy is crisp. So if you can't find a good copy give me a call. Then again since it is public domain It is on YouTube, so who needs me. 

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)- George Roy Hill; 20th Century Fox, Campanile Productions, Newman-Foreman Company

A wonderful story of friendship and train robbing and more importantly it marks the first time we got to see a film with Robert Redford and Paul Newman together and it is everything you would expect from the two acting juggernauts (as is the other picture they did together which you will read about next). Based off of true events of the infamous criminals Butch Cassidy and Harry Longaaugh aka The Sundance Kid as they run from the law eventually ending up in Bolivia. This version of their tale (does anyone know the real ending of these two was written by William Golden who would win an Academy Award for his efforts and brought to the screen by director George Roy Hill with the help of cinematographer Conrad L. Hall (no relation between them) who would also win an Oscar for his work which is incredible and in some cases breathtaking both of which are needed when trying to capture the American West and its innate beauty and the larger than life characters that roamed it.


If you like westerns this is a must watch. If you like great acting this is a must watch. If you love great film scores this is a must watch. I guess what I am saying is that no matter what you look for in a film this has it and is a must watch. So go watch. 

The Sting (1973)- George Roy Hill: Zanuck/Brown Productions, Universal

The Sting is the ultimate movie about a con (sorry Danny Ocean). Robert Redford and Paul Newman pair up again with director George Roy Hill (won academy award for best director, also this is quietly his third appearance in this series) again in this Best Picture winning film. Newman and Redford (who received a nomination for best supporting actor) team up after a mutual friend is killed to run the big con against the man and organization that was responsible. The movie is a fantastic ride and is powered not only by the huge names on camera and behind it but also with David S. Ward's academy award winning screenplay. Pair all of that with the catchy jingle they used as The Sting's theme (The Entertainer by Scott Joplin) and you have a fun movie for the whole damn family! The subtle stylistic choices made by Hill add a quality to the movie that I truly appreciate. From using the 1930's Universal logo to implementing old fashioned transitions between scenes makes you feel like you are acting a film from Hollywood's golden era and not just watching one that takes place in that time.

The Untouchables (1987)- Brian De Palma; Paramount Pictures

When Kevin Costner is playing the main character I never have high hopes for a movie. He is just not any good, but a great story, a beyond fantastic supporting cast, a perfect musical score , and brilliant cinematography save his less than stellar performance. Sean Connery fits perfectly as the Wiley old copper who finds the urge to aide Elliot Ness (Costner) against Al Capone (De Niro) and the corrupt system. Connery's character is well developed and well delivered by Connery, he sets the stage for the entire film. And De Niro's Capone is so brilliant it makes me wish he made a movie where he stared as the infamous gangster, but that was moons ago before he was old, but think how awesome that would have been?

But what I think stands out the most is Ennio Morricone's score. He is the master and proves it over and over again and this is no exception. I will watch a movie just for his scores, shit I listen to them in my car while on road trips. He is brilliant and can set a mood for a scene with his score and it amazes me.


Any with all that said you should just watch this movie for the Al Capone baseball scene: I love that scene, especially how it sounds in surround sound.

Goodfellas (1990)- Martin Scorsese; Warner Bros.

I love Martin Scorsese he is my favorite director so I will put his movies on this list every opportunity I get. Then put Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, and Joe Pesci in front of his camera doing some gangster shit you have the recipe for a fantastic film and that is what Goodfellas delivers. One of the best gangster movies of the last 30 years (damn 1990 was 25 years ago, ain't that some shit) and of all time.


De Niro, Liotta, and Pesci all grow up idolizing the gangster life and not before long they were immersed in it. They become close friends and it follows them through the ups and downs of the lifestyle including a huge heist and then their fall. I don't want to give away key plot points as per the usual because my goal is not to ruin the films I list but to make you go watch them, so if you are not a true 80s or 90s baby and have not seen this movie go do it now.  

Reservoir Dogs (1992)- Quentin Tarantino; Live Entertainment, Dog Eat Dog Productions Inc.

Before I start let me take a moment to welcome Quentin Tarantino's brilliant crazy ass to the show. This is surprisingly the first film of his on here. I am sure I will get to more films written and directed by him, so have no fear.

Anyway on to the film itself.

How do you make one of the greatest heist films of all time? Well, by not showing the actual heist of course. We hear about what happens but never see a single moment of the heist. We just see the beforehand and planning and the aftermath. The cast is powerful as every individual turns their character into a memorable one. Not a single one of the main characters is forgettable and each has their own memorable lines of dialogue. This is attributed to Tarantino's brilliance as a writer. He as an innate ability to develop unique characters rich in personality and he shows that in this film as well as his subsequent films.


While Tarantino's writing is clearly the stare of the film the actors must have credit for bringing these complex characters to life. Each character was perfectly cast and it is one of those films where you can't even picture any other actor in the roles. A must watch film for anyone, but especially aspiring screenwriters who want to learn how to develop characters that shine and can stand the test of time.  

Heat (1995)- Michael Mann; Warner Bros., Regency Enterprises, Forward Pass, Art Linson Productions, Monarchy Enterprises B.V.

The world was waiting for De Niro and Pacino to appear on screen together (they were both in The Godfather II, but never on screen at the same time) and the worlds dream came true with Heat. The chemistry between these two is wonderful and it warms any movie buffs heart to see them interact. The scene in the diner is perhaps the best on screen dialogue between them and it just makes you wonder what the possibilities would have been if these two great actors teamed up more often in their primes instead of doing awful films with 50 cent after they were over the hill.

This Michael Mann directed and written stands out to me not just because of the two stars on screen performance but it is a fantastic cat and mouse cop and robber tale that weaves in the struggles of a cop with his wife. My favorite quotable scene for instance is when Al Pacino is having an argument with his ex-wife and her new man. The whole damn scene is ridiculously hilarious just because Pacino starts out so even keel then loses it.

I recommend this film as I clearly do with ever movie I post on here. Just don't let Val Kilmer's deformed elbow distract you (I bet you wouldn't have noticed it until I just pointed it out. Sorry, its gross.)  

Ronin (1998)- John Frankenheimer; FGM Entertainment, United Artists

The first thing they teach you is whenever there is a doubt, there is no doubt. The second thing is not to remember whom is doing the teaching and third just may be no questions. No answers. That is the business we're in. You just accept it and move on. The fourth thing they teach you is to go watch Ronin.

This is Robert De Niro's (I must be in love with him today because this is the fourth film of his one here today) last great action thriller he is a sharp witted mercenary teamed up with Jean Reno and a few other miscreants as they track down a package. The chemistry between De Niro and Reno is superb and makes you wish they did more together. Oh yeah, and Sean Bean does NOT die as he does in most of his roles. Sorry for the spoiler, but if you know his career you know he dies a lot, so yeah. Still go watch Ronin because it is badass and quotable as shit. Don't be alarmed if after watching it you start shouting at people to "draw it again!" because I know I do. 

Batman Begins (2005)- Christopher Nolan; Warner Bros., Syncopy, DC Comics, Legendary Pictures, Patelex III Productions Limited

By far the most superior of the three Nolan directed Batman films. I know most of you will disagree with me and say that The Dark Knight was better. I will have to disagree. The story, Nolan's work behind the camera, and Bale's performance were all better in Batman Begins.

“But Dan Heath Ledger's joker was so fantastic!”

OK, it was a very powerful performance, but still does not make up for Bale's less than fantastic performance and the weaker screenplay in the Dark Knight. I love the Dark Knight, but for me the story and Bale's performance put Batman Begins above it. Liam Neeson does a fantastic job as the mentor and eventual antagonist . Nolan's and cinematographer Wally Pfister bring Nolan and David Goyer's screen to life starting one of the most successful trilogies (though The Dark Knight Rises left a lot to be desired and felt like a rushed ending to the series.)

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Throwback Thursday: Singing a Better Toon

As all of you may or may not know I love the 90’s. I have written about this several times, my favorite revisit to my childhood was a small poem called ‘When Nas Was Illmatic’ and I touched on it on the two previous “Throwback Thursday” posts I have done.  I remember the days of my childhood (and high school years since I didn’t go out much) sitting in my pajamas, or shorts watching my favorite TV shows eating bowl after bowl of cereal.

Shit, if I didn’t have a job I would probably still sit around watching TV all day every day. I want that life again. Who needs a job or a relationship when you have 90’s TV to occupy your time? I could binge watch Boy Meets World or Legends of the Hidden Temple all day. Does anyone what to pay me to do that? No? Ok, I’ll keep my job then. Maybe I'll find a broad— I mean a woman, I am sooo sorry to all my feminist readers who are offended by the word broad. I mean I’m not really sorry, but we took this super annoying harassment test at work and I realized (I really already knew) that everything I say or do is some sort of harassment and probably makes people uncomfortable, so I’ll try not to offend people. And I’m joking, people are too sensitive these days and need to learn to take a joke, I mean you women can take a dick so I am sure you can take a little bit of antifeminist humor too right?

Shit, that was offensive too, sorry. I love you all and wish one day you will actually be treated as equals to men, shit most of you are already smarter and more talented to your idiotic male counterparts and deserve to be placed ahead of them.

Besides 90s TV was super empowering to women, shit look at Topanga, she was all about being independent (yes, yes she was always with Corey, but she controlled that shit and good for her.) she was also my first TV crush, her Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle.

I had a point I was trying to get to, but like a suspect on The First 48 I don't recall. It was nearly two paragraphs ago, how do you expect someone with the attention span of a moth to remember? I think it was something about finding a sugar mama so I could sit at home and watch 90s TV shows and write my novel all day. If that wasn't what I was going to say it is now. You wouldn't know the difference and you cant tell me what to do because:

Anyway, back to the post. Sorry, I’m always losing track of my topic. Like I said I have the attention span of a hermit crab that has a few missing chromosomes.  

I miss the TV watching days, so today I want to relive them.

I am not going to do TV shows with real actors, no; today I will focus on greatness of the cartoons we were all able to enjoy each morning. There were so many, and today I while I eat a bowl of Cap’n Crunch listening to The Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff’s greatest hits I will list my ten favorites. As you all know decision making is something I struggle with everyday of my life, so you should all be super proud of me that I was able to put this list together. 

10- Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

Once you got past the fact that these things were monsters and kind of disgusting and that they are training to scare the shit out of humans they became super relatable. They are just a group of friends going through ups and downs while trying to navigate through their preteens. Besides having that many friends and having horrid arm pit stench I see a lot of my young self in Krumm.

9- Duck Tales

Yes I know this show ended in 1990 and isn’t really a 90s show, but who wasn’t watching this during our childhood? It really made me wish I had a rich Uncle to go on adventures with; I would have been way entertaining then Huey, Dewey, or Louie . . . oh childhood dreams. And they always told me I could do anything I wanted— liars.  Also I was on Wikipedia and saw that Disney is planning a reboot of this series coming in 2017 and I believe everything I read on Wikipedia, so we have that to look forward to.

8- Chip ‘N Dale rescue Rangers

Another show that was actually aired in the late 80’s, but was aired as a part of Disney’s afternoon cartoon lineup in the early 90’s. What isn’t to love about Chip ‘N Dale? They are adorable chipmunks who solve mysteries. One is a rip off of Indian Jones and the other of Magnum PI which is a never fail combination. Now if only Tom Selleck and Harrison Ford mad a movie in the 80’s combining these forces. I would have watched that shit just for Magnum PI’s mustache.

7- Inspector Gadget

Once again a show that originally aired in the 80’s, but was syndicated during my youth Gadget was the most awesome detective in the history of television ever. This dude had a helicopter hat. A fucking helicopter hat!!! He more gadgets than James Bond and he owned the greatest dog in the history of television. If all dogs were like Brian I would probably be a dog person, but they aren’t, so I’m not.

6- Rocket Power

I mean who didn’t love this cartoon? Shoobies, that’s who, fucking Shoobies always ruining the sweet surf spots and getting in the teams way. The only thing that irked me about this show is how they were good at everything. Even Squid was better than me at everything. You know how it makes a kid feel that some short fat un-athletic kid named Squid is better than them at everything? It makes me feel smaller than a dwarf playing basketball against Shaq. Not only was he better at sports than me, but he was smarter too. Fuck you Squid, Otto, Twister, Reggie, and fuck you too Raymundo. Tito you are my spiritual guide through life, you are cool man.

5- Doug

Ah, Doug, you were a nerd wearing a sweater vest and khaki shorts, but we all loved you. We wish you would have beaten up Roger, that guy was a freaking jerk man. I hope you and Skeeter are still best friends and you are plowing Patti Mayonnaise. I’m sure Porkchop has long died, so I am sorry for your lose. Sometimes I wish you would return because the world would be a much better place with Quailman watching over it.

4- Rocko’s Modern Life

Watching this show on DVD (a proud possession of mine) I realize how incredibly inappropriate it was for children. The jokes were filthy and perverted, but as a kid it was just funny because it was all strange to us and we didn’t get it. I recommend you all re-watch this show and discover how much acid the creators were probably doing during the production of the show. When watching it now the cartoon has a whole new meaning and it becomes appreciated in a whole new way.

3- SpongeBob Squarepants

This is one of the last good cartoons before they started making cartoons strictly about fart jokes and homosexual pirates.  I love SpongeBob, I mean I really like Patrick because he is so dumb, but he remains a devoted friend to SpongeBob.  This is one of the few cartoons on this list that are still on TV daily, so trust me I watch this way more than any 27 year old should, but fuck it. The only reason I put it so high on my list is because I quote this all the time, and because I’m hungry right now (that Cap’n Crunch did not fill me up) and I can really go for a Krabby Patty©.

2- Batman: The Animated Series

This is by far the greatest cartoon super hero series. Way better than anything that was done prior or following. The animation was gritty, the storylines were brilliant and I love the noir style of the entire thing.  This is the only non-humor based cartoon on this list, but it didn’t matter that it wasn’t funny when I was young; the action spoke wonders to me. I need to finish buying all these on DVD. Let me go do that now.

1- Darkwing Duck

He was a “daring duck of mystery, champion of right, swoops out of the shadows. Darkwing owns the night. Somewhere some villain schemes, but his numbers up! Darkwing Duck.” Right when I heard this I knew it was time to get dangerous and save St. Canard from evil doers.  Though Batman is a better “superhero” cartoon I love Darkwing a bit more as a show and I don’t need to give any damn reason, but I will give one: this is my favorite show because as Billy Madison would say its “quacktastic”.



I’m sure if you ask me on another day the order of this list may change or some other cartoons may enter, this is the list that has been posted on the internet so it is the official list and is set in stone (never mind the fact that I can go in and edit it whenever I want).

What are you favorites? What cartoons did I leave off of here that you think belong? Let’s discus in the comment section below!