Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2015

Faded

Smoke rushed around my head as I entered the bar. One man sat at a table smoking a fat cigar. He head was facing down at a glass with the remains of his first of many drinks. I walked over to the table and placed my hand on his shoulder.

“How’s it going tonight Dave?”

He smiled up at me, but did not say a word, his teeth stained a dark yellow from decades of smoking. He rarely spoke he just sat and smoked while drinking a double scotch with one ice cube.

I approached the bar and took a seat on one of the torn stools. I waited for the bartender by staring at a container of pickled eggs that sat untouched on the black bar top. Some random KISS song played quietly in the background as she walked from the back carrying a six pack. She smiled at me with a perfect set of teeth set against her slightly tanned skin. She knelt down and brushed her brunette hair from her thin face as she put the beer away. She stood up and turned to face me placing her hands on her thin hips.

“What will it be darling?”

“Surprise me.” I stared deep into her brown eyes thinking about an alternate universe where we were together.

She turned back away from me and bent down to grab a bottle of beer from a small refrigerator. My eyes went right to her tiny behind. She stood back up, but my eyes remained on her backside. She once again turned around and my eyes moved from down low up to her eyes out of embarrassment.

She didn't say anything, though she knew I was staring and she could see the sweat accumulating on my forehead . She poured the beer into a frosted pint glass and handed it to me.

“Thanks,” I said as I took a sip: the coldness calmed my nerves and erased some of the beads of sweat. “How have you been?”

“I have been good. It's been busy in here.” We both looked around the bar. It was just the three of us.

“Yeah, real busy.” she chuckled, which made me smile. Her sweet voice and soft laugh always had that affect on me.
“How about you? You haven't been in here in a while.”

“I haven't had a free night,” I lied to her. I just couldn't come here and be around her without the courage to do what I have planned.

She touched the my hand with her, smiled, and then took her hand away and disappeared into the kitchen. My heart beat fast as I starred down at my hand where hers once was.

“Don't be a pussy.” A rusty voice spouted from behind me. I swiveled in the stool to face Dave.

“What?”

“You heard me. Don't be a pussy.” he looked at me from behind his cigar, “Just go for it. Stop being a fucking pussy.”

“I'm not being a. . . “ He cut me off.

“You are. A giant floppy pussy. You come in here and flirt with her an' she flirts with you, but you're a scared pussy.”

“Fuck you Dave.” I snapped knowing he wasn't far off from reality. I turned back to my beer and stared down at it watching the bubbles.

My attention moved from my warming IPA over to the kitchen door as it swung open, I watched as she walked behind the bar and poured a double scotch over one ice cube. I watched as she brought the drink over to Dave, who nodded at me. She took a seat at the bar next to me and I felt my palms instantly become clammy and my heart thump trying to burst out of my chest. I wiped my hand on my jeans and placed it onto her hand. She smiled and looked me in the eyes.

“I missed you,” she said as I leaned in placing a kiss onto her lips. I was afraid it would be returned with a slap, but it was returned with two soft lips and a gentle tongue.

I could sense Dave's smile without even looking back at him.

My nerves were no more washed calm by her touch: by our kiss. We spoke for hours stopping only to stare into each others eyes, or when she had to get Dave a refill.

The moon grew brighter outside shinning into the windows as midnight came and went. I was happy and didn't want to leave, but my eyes grew heavy so I was forced to say good night. She stood up as I did. We embraced and kissed once more.

I left the bar wondering where this new romance was going to take me. I paused in the street and watched my breath vanish into the air. I turned around to take one last look at her behind the bar wiping down a glass. Dave now had his head down on the table a cigar still in his hand.



 An alarm blared and the bar faded as I awoke.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Haikus Volume 2

It has been a few years since I last wrote some of these fun Japanese poems. Then last night (or this morning) during one of the fun times when my brain says "Hey, Dan enough sleeping let's think," I came up with a couple, so i woke up and wrote a couple more. Enjoy.



I
I’m searching for her
Looking through the cold winter
Are you out here, love?

II
The leaves have fallen;
Mighty oaks stand brown and bare;
Ice blankets the ground.

III 
Water, yeast, malts, hops:
Hey, bartender, pour us two!
Raise a glass to friends.

IV
He eats cat poop then
the puppy licks his own butt
and kisses your lips.

V
Oh how I love thee!
Strong, black, hot, and beautiful.
You get me going.

VI
The cat runs the stairs
Chasing some unknown specter
Just seen by his eyes.

VII
The wind whips and howls
Snow drifts dance in the clear air

Holy fuck it’s cold!

Friday, February 13, 2015

Insomnia: A Conversation With Myself

Those of you know me know that I have the worst time sleeping and nothing seems to aide in me getting a good night’s rest. In fact I would not be able to tell you the last time I got 7 or 8 hours of straight sleep without waking up in the middle of the night.

“Dan, that happens to a lot of folks, just go back to sleep!”
I wish it was that simple pretend reader asking me pretend questions. It is this time when my brain starts talking to me. The following is a true transcript between myself and myself during one of these times:


“I really should finish Slothcano.”
“You think so? It’s not that good.”
“Its pretty good, I think it’s funny. It is still in the first draft so I can improve it.”
“You should really decided how to get to the end of that story your working on.”
“I have the ending already the main character is going to [content removed] and the he will [content removed].”
“You should really ask [content removed] out one day.”
“Nah, that isn’t worth it. It wouldn’t work out.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah what’s the point? Oh Hi samba!”
“How’s it going kitty. Let me bother you for a moment.”
“Cats are better than dogs.”
“Yeah dogs always have a weird smell and are annoying.”
“She is attractive though, you should just do it.”
“Whatever. I need a new job, I hate being poor.”
“Yeah you can’t work there anymore your starting to snap.”
“I’m talking to myself.”
“I really should send more stuff to get published.”
“I should check my phone, maybe jam out or something.”
“It’s 2 am I should sleep.”
“I need to do laundry.”
“You should have done it tonight while you were doing nothing.”
The Third Man is such a brilliant film, I had to watch it.”
“And Jake Busey on Justified? He is just a crazy as his father.”
“I wonder how it’s going to end. Sam Elliot is going to get his head blown off.”
“I have to send this RSVP for Danny and Ali’s wedding.”
“Can I get a date before the wedding or should I just put only one attending?”
“I don’t get why people give me options.”
“What should I make for dinner tomorrow?”
“MMMM, Sausage stuff.”
“I have to wash my sweatpants before going out.”
“I should go to Sublime on Saturday and have a beer alone.”
“Nah, pizza hut and beer and work on part three of the story.”
“That still needs a title.”
“Simba you are so warm. You’re such a good kitty.
“All cats love me, it’s weird.”
“People hate you, cats love you. Sounds like a solid future.”
“What the hell am I doing with my life?”
“Why did you even go to school?”
“I became a better writer.”
“You’re not that good, it’s probably not going to get you anywhere in life.”
“Alexis, Christina, and Andrew seem to believe in my talent.”
“It won’t get you anywhere.”
“You’re probably right. I need a new job.”
“I’m so hungry. I need food.”
“I need to sleep. I’m going to place my head between my two pillows maybe that will help me sleep.”
“You should get up early tomorrow to write.”
“I really should get my hockey skates sharpened.”
“She doesn’t even like you.”
“I know that.”
“I really wish I could afford stuff.”
“Stupid loans.”
“Why do I work with such idiots?”
“It’s like a carnival in that place.”
“I don’t belong in offices I’m too politically incorrect.”
“I can’t believe Jon Stewart is leaving the Daily Show.”
“I should have my own tv show.”
“Radio is probably better for someone of your looks.”
“I have a good voice.”
“It would have to be satellite radio because you make dead baby jokes and things.”
“I really want sausage stuff.”
“Make it tomorrow. I really should get ordained and marry Steph and Shaun. That would be fantastic.”
“Definitely put down just one for Danny’s wedding. You won’t find a date before the wedding.”
“I’m going to get wasted. I never get wild.”
“I’m sleeping now.”
“Now who am I going to talk with? Simba?”
“………”
“Ok maybe I can sleep.”