Showing posts with label perverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label perverts. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Haiku Volume 15

Good day everyone out there, I am here with some new Haiku for this holiday week. Christmas is coming so for those who celebrate Merry Christmas, I can't wake to drink heavily and hopefully watch the Knicks win! 


For those who celebrate Chanukah, which begins Saturday, I say to you Happy Chanukah. To those who celebrate Kwanza. starting next Monday . . . well I mean I doubt anyone reading this celebrates Kwanza since a very small amount of the populous does, but whatever: Joyous Kwanza to you: though I got to say the core principles of Kwanza should hold true for everyone; they are perfect ways to build a better you and a better community, but I'm off it. For those who don't celebrate anything, sup. 

Now I wrote some Ku's here some holiday themed and some my normal depressing shit, with the final one dedicated to my late grandmother. Some of you know you she passed Christmas Eve of last year, for those of you who didn't, well, now you do. So I just want to take a moment to say that I miss you grandma and I will drink a Manhattan sometime soon in your honor and will wear a Red Sox hat on Christmas Eve for you. We all love and miss you.

Now, who wants to read some Haiku? I'm assuming you since you clicked on this link and are reading this long drawn out introduction.


I

Pure white softly falls
covering flashing colors
light muted in night.

II

Fat home invader
watches children while they sleep,
but they still love him.

III

Blistering cold wind
freezes my tears like your heart
as I watch you leave.

IV

Cold brown corneas
cutting like a knife through me
ceasing my heart beat

V

A flock of black birds
fly over— blotting the sun;
darkening below.

VI

The puppy attacks
chomping down on ornaments.
Oops, there goes the tree!

VII

Candles burn brightly
bringing a new flame nightly
brought by the shamash.

VIII

A year since you left;
yet you remain with us all
this Christmas season.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Haiku Volume 5

I was up one night last week and unable to sleep so I did what any other normal person would do: I wrote Haiku!

I knew you would be excited!

I found a literary journal that publishes Haiku, and I thought I would try and send some, but it does not allow me to send ones that have been posted on the inter-webs, and since I felt some of my best ones have been posted i figured i will work on a superior batch of fresh ones to send for publication, but in the mean time I wanted to drop this batch off.

So read and enjoy, and always feel free to leave comments about which ones you liked, hated, or just say hello! 

I
“When will the sun shine
and thaw out your frozen heart?”

When will you return?

II
Once upon a time
the sun shone bright over us.
Now the rain won't end

III
Snow showers in June
as the world turns upside down
waiting for your return.

IV
Rumbling thunder,
lightning flashes, and rain pours
as our lips lock.

V
The red cardinal
flies freely through the bright sky.
Ended by Windex.

VI
The record spins round
as we touch for the first time.
Me inside of you.

VII
Steel in my fingers;
a former love on my mind.
Her soul heads skyward.

VIII
The fan whirls above.
The puppy pants his fat tongue:
dos days of August.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Haikus Volume 3

Hello everybody, happy Haikuesday! 

Welcome to my third installment of my series of haikus (check out Volume 1 and Volume 2)! I know what you are thinking and I'm pretty sure your reaction is something like this:

Easy, I don't know if I can live up to that much excitement, but I'll try.

I
A zombie rises:
millions die for his preaching’s.
In the name of God.

II
Pink flowers sprout up
coloring the field for spring!
Late frost kills color.

III
My words on paper
sent to entertain mankind,
but no one reads them.

III
I dream of her kiss.
I want to wake up near her
with my hand in hers.

IV
Wind blows her to me.
I hold her close, “I love you”.
Wind takes her from me.

V
My car speeds along.
Bam! Bang! A pothole slows me.
“Hello triple A?”

VI
Rain pours from above
drenching the woman’s white shirt.
The perverts all stare.

VII
The cat sleeps in bed.
A meow in the distance
The cat scampers off.

VIII
I’m nervous when she
is near me. I want her to
be near me all day.

IX
Clouds roll in quickly.
The dog caught in the downpour.
dripping he comes home.